Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time
I didn’t almost break my neck for 4 notes you fuckers
"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden